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Better day today. After backing up a little, ie . . . dumping some pages, I got fifteen pages done, and we’re at 961 pages in total. I’m hoping the last sex scene is done for this book. I actually got out my book of sexual positions, no, really, and tried to find something we hadn’t done before in a book, but would still work in a stretch limo. It was harder than it sounded. I also try to stay away from positions that are so awkward you feel like you need a safety line and a spotter. The Kama Sutra is interesting, but though you may be able to get into most of the positions in this reality, you’d need other people to grab an ankle and spin you for the position to work. Yeah, yeah, I’ve had people tell me it’s all possible. But the Kama Sutra was originally meant to be meditation. Yeah, that’s right meditation. Some of these positions were never designed to be tried by real people. Honest. The book I used today was THE COMPLETE MANUAL OF SEXUAL POSITIONS BY Jessica Stewart, though most of it is stuff Jon and I had worked out on our own. Every time you think that you’ve created something brand new, you find that they’ve been doing it for years. That whole, nothing new under the sun thing. But just because it’s not new, doesn’t mean it isn’t fun.
Dinner’s up; oven roasted corn on the cob (some of the last of the season), beef eye of round steaks (we average beef about twice a month, sadly, we’ve found it does contribute to the whole weight thing), steamed carrots and asparagus round out the meal.