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You’re about to benefit from my impatience. Doiling out the second paragraph of the first chapter of Divine Misedeamors a line a day is driving me as crazy as doiling out the first paragraph of the first chapter of Divine Misdemeanors was driving me a day or so ago. Then my impatience led me to put up the entire first paragraph. Did you guess? Yes, here is the entire second, third, fourth, and fifth paragraph. I hope I get the PDF of the entire first chapter soon so I can stop teasing you guys with hints, and driving myself to impatient distraction. Enjoy.

 The spicy smell of the Eucalyptus could almost hide the scent of blood. If it had been this many adult human-sized bodies the Euclyptus wouldn’t have had a chance, but they weren’t adult-sized. They were tiny by human standards, so tiny, the size of dolls; none of the corpses were even a foot tall, and some were less than five inches. They lay on the ground with their bright butterfly and moth wings frozen as if in mid-movement. Their dead hands were wrapped around wilted flowers like a cheerful game gone horribly wrong. They looked like so many broken Barbie dolls, except that Barbie dolls never lay so lifelike, or so perfectly poised. No matter how hard I’d tried as a little girl, their limbs remained stiff and unyielding. The bodies on the ground were stiff with rigor mortis, but they’d been laid out carefully, so they had stiffened in stragely graceful, almost dancing poses.

 Detective Lucy Tate came to stand beside me. She was wearing a pants suit complete with jacket and a white button-up shirt that strained a little across the front because Lucy, like me, had too much figure for most button-up shirts. But I wasn’t a police detective so I didn’t have to pretend I was a man to try to fit in, I worked at a private detective agency that used the fact that I was Princess Meredith, the only American-born fey royal, and back working for the Grey Detective Agency: Supernatural Problems; Magial Solutions. People loved paying money to see the princess, and have her hear their problems; I’d begun to feel a little like a freak show until today. Today I would have loved to be back in the office listening to some mundane matter that didn’t really need my special brand of help, but was just a human rich enough to pay for my time. I’d have rather been doing a lot of things than standing here staring down at a dozen dead fey.

 “What do you think?” she asked.

 What I really thought was that I was glad the bodies were small so that the trees covered most of the smell, but that would be admitting weakness, and you didn’t do that on the rare occasions you got to work with the police. You had to be professional and tough or they thought less of you, even the female cops, maybe especially them.